None of that sissy, no where near close to reality things u here in books
1. When u are sad i will help u plot revenge against the bastard {sorry it is pre written lol}
2. when u are blue i will try to dislodge whatever is choking u
3. when u smile i know u are plotting something i must be involved in
4.. when u are scared i will rag on u every chance i get till u shut up
5. when i are worried i will tell u stories on how bad it could be till u shut up
6. when u are confused i will use little words
7. when u are sick stay the hell away from me i dont want what u have
8. when u fall i will point and laugh at ur clumsy butt.
This is my oath i pledge it til the end why u may ask, because friendship is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only u can feel is true warmth